Tattoo Artist
Ashley is a tattoo artist whom exists, currently. He has hands, so that's good. When you put a tattoo machine in his skinny, crunchy-asparagus type fingers, often tattoos appear on neighboring skin-havers. I'm pretty sure he likes that about himself, but it's hard to be sure. Unfortunately, Ashley is not very good at wordmaking. It's weird because if you look at him and say "Ashley, use your largest skull portal to form meaningful noise", he can do that. Frankly, he can do that pretty well. He's very nice and sometimes he makes jokes, which is fun. What's troubling is that if you say something like "Ashley, as your brilliant and handsome webmaster, I require your mouth babblings be made copyable, text style. For internetting. Do a text babbly about who you are, so internet can help your bank account. This must be done by you.", he can't do that. At all. In fact, he'll say "Ok I'll get that to you ASAP", but then there are no words sent. I find this incomprehensible. And that's how you get a bio like this.
Style — Mostly animals I think Availability — Apparently very busy.